Or, “Mel’s favorite villain ruined in 98 minutes”
I am a Disney fan, always have been, always will be. I live for the animated films, the classics; don’t care much for the live action stuff (save for Mary Poppins). Not only am I a Disney fan, I’m a Sleeping Beauty fan. Of all the Disney films…
Only Lovers Left Alive, finally made it to theatres in North America. Telling the story of two vampires, played by Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton, Adam and Eve respectively. Adam is a depressed musician, with a disdain for humanity, living in Detroit. His wife Eve, lives in Tangier, and flies to rescue Adam when she fears he’s become too depressed.
- Tilda Swinton is amazing. Even the way she walks is hypnotizing.
- The soundtrack really complements the movie well.
- Good supporting cast, with John Hurt, Mia Wasikowska, and Anton Yechin.
- I like the take that vampires are responsible for some of our most treasured works of music, and writing.
- Please, take this with a grain of salt. But Tom Hiddleston is a bad. It’s not the he’s bad, he jut pales in comparison with Swinton (and the rest of the supporting cast). I’m not sure if it was the way his character was written. When I heard that Michael Fassbender was supposed to be the lead, I couldn’t help but thing that he would have been better for it. Hiddleston lacks I think the darkness to be really good at this kind of thing at this point in his career.
- Some scenes are painstakingly long. Editing could have been better.
It’s definitely an art for art sake movie. As long as you go in knowing that it’s pretentious you should be okay. I liked it.
Verdict: It’s exactly what you’d expect, an artsy vampire movie. Not a light popcorn movie.
Captain America: Winter Soldier follows the first Captain film and the Avengers in the Marvel Universe. With Chris Evans reprising his role as Captain America/Steve Rogers, the film also features Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, Sebastian Stan, and Colbie Smulders all returning in various roles. Two years after the events in The Avengers, Steve Rogers struggles to live in the modern world, and discovers that the evil ways of human beings haven’t changed to much. Mostly that Hydra is still very much active, and still wants to kill all the people they deem unworthy.
- The film stands as a good “spy” film as well as a super hero film. Which is kind of nice. Rogers and Romanoff play spy, and don’t rely to much on technology. It’s nice because so much of the rest of Marvel is tied to technology, and flashy things. They’re not. (Aside from Roger’s being genetically engineered of course). It’s more about war, and what it does to the soldier.
- Production Value is what you get when you watch a Marvel film.
- The friendship between Captain and the Black Widow. Evans and Johansson have on-screen chemistry (which I’ve said before is a big plus in Marvel’s work, everyone has chemistry and it’s fun to watch), but this proves to be a problem for his potential love interest.
- Stan Lee’s cameo. Ditto for Hayley Atwell.
- That the Falcon turned out to be a friend, and not some S.H.I.E.L.D. operative.
- Some action sequences went a little long, to prove the technology S.H.I.E.L.D. has at its’ disposal. I’m mainly complaining about Fury’s car attack scene.
- Emily Van Camp’s Agent 13/Sharon Carter. Evans and Van Camp didn’t have enough chemistry for me to even want it to happen. I personally hope they reduce the characters’ role in the future. She could have been replaced by any unnamed agent in the film.
- There are some minor irritates, like where does the Cap keep his shield when he doesn’t have it in on scene but has it in the next? Does he spend all his time running back and forth to his apartment? Why wasn’t Hydra waiting at his apartment when he kept going back for his shield? These are very minor irritates, which I’m sure were edited down to keep the movie closer to two hours.
A popular theory is that Rogers will eventually be “killed off” (but I think we all know that no one ever really dies in the Marvel world…) and replaced with Bucky Barnes. While it certainly gives Evan’s a break from what I’m sure is a demanding schedule, I enjoy watching Evan’s portrayal of the Captain. His Captain very much sets his moral compass on the way the world used to be, while Bucky at least to this point has been severely mentally damaged. This means his Captain will be drastically different from Rogers. Darker. I’m not ready for that yet.
Where is the Black Widow’s movie? What is so scary about her history? TELL ME. Also tell me more about Maria Hill. I’ll be interested to see how S.H.I.E.L.D. comes back, because like Coulson and Fury, I’m sure S.H.I.E.L.D. isn’t dead either.
Verdict: Marvel is good at getting us to want more. I want more. It’s probably also my favourite stand alone movie in the universe so far.
The Grand Budapest Hotel, I’m ashamed to say is the first Wes Anderson movie I’ve ever seen. A who-done-it, that follows the death of a wealthy elderly woman, as her favourite concierge and his lobby boy try to clear the concierge’s name. It takes place in a beautiful little world, where the set design reigns supreme.
- Attention to Detail
- All the actors. If there is one thing I learned, it’s that Wes Anderson gets great performances from all his actors.
- All the snappy, hilarious dialogue. Although, a few times I didn’t know what some of the words used meant but that didn’t matter.
- I didn’t know I could be more terrified of Willem Dafoe. Why is the man so creepy? I’m sure he’s perfectly nice in real life.
- Sometimes the cinematography moved a little quickly. Which is totally a style that works for some and not for others. It works because the movie is fast paced, but with so much detail to the sets, I wish I had had a few seconds more to appreciate it.
There weren’t a lot of women in the film, but I appreciate that they didn’t try to insert any into the story for the sake of gender equality.
I now have to immediately watch all of Wes Anderson’s films. I can’t wait to see this one again.
Verdict: Charming and beautiful and fun and quirky from every angle.
The Monuments Men, originally meant to be awards bait for the 2014 season from George Clooney, was pushed back to a February release date. Telling a fictionalized version of real events the film follows a band of art professors/enthusiasts turned soldiers as they race to save Europe’s finest art from the Germans (and then the Soviets) during the end of the Second World War.
- It’s mostly Ocean’s 11 during a war. A male rom-com if it were.
- The art works are beautifully done, and believable as something of value. I felt horrified when we are shown Nazi’s burning and destroying them.
- The tone. The film fails to balance serious and campy fun. I’m not sure what the solution would be to balance it, but I’d have preferred if Clooney had decided to go one way or another. This kind of story provides another angle to see what Nazi Germany was prepared to do to make sure everyone suffered. If the Nazi’s couldn’t have it, no one would.
- Simply because the tone of the film fails to define itself one way or another, the characters end up feeling one dimensional and the same. This doesn’t do justice to the caliber of actor Clooney hired.
- Cate Blanchett can to do so much more than scowel. It felt like she was there because someone said “oh, we should have a woman.”
I probably should tell you that my Grandma asked me what the last film I saw was, and I couldn’t remember. I had to look at my ticket history in my phone to remind me (and subsequently write this review).
Verdict: It fails to bring gravitas to an important story, but George Clooney is always fun when he’s having fun. Don’t expect anything of value. Easily forgettable.
August: Osange County, is Director John Well’s adaption of the play by the same name. A family drama that takes place over the course of a few days, is emotional, hilarious and littered with award worthy performances. Drawn together by the disappearance, and then death of their alcoholic father, three daughters struggle to come to terms with their lives and how their dysfunctional family has impacted them. In fact, it by far my favourite “award bate” movies of the 2013 season, and I am shocked that it wasn’t nominated for Best Picture.
- The adaptation from stage to screen is done by the playwright Tracy Letts.
- The characters are managed well. The story devotes enough time for viewers to get to know each of them, without neglecting anyone. This is important because in ensembles some characters are often underused.
- All the cast members give a solid performance, especially Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts, who both succeeded in making me forget they are in fact Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts.
- It’s emotional, and there is no specific pay off. Which I find refreshing. Not everything is always tied up in a nice little bow in life, and neither should it be at the end of every movie.
- The Dialogue. Dear lord I’m so excited to watch a film that has characters speaking in real full sentences.
- The setting is pretty and rough, and full of oversized shirts, something that always speaks to me.
There are several spectacular scenes that I didn’t want to end:
- The dinner scene. It was so uncomfortable and perfect.
- Eat the fucking fish scene. Has Julia Roberts ever been this mean before on film? I like it.
Verdict: Its a new one on my favourite list. Watch the Fucking Movie.
American Hustle is David O Russell’s oscar nominated film, with nominations for Best Picture and all the Best Acting categories. While the film is entertaining, there are some problems with it, one being the story. I guess it’s about how we believe what we want to believe. A message I’m afraid that could be told with a shorter, better film.
- Solid acting performances all around, but Jeremy Renner’s is by far my favourite and unfortunately is not getting any award season love.
- The costumes and set design are hilarious. However, I’m not sure if it’s so much celebrating the 70’s as it is mocking them.
- As a Boardwalk Empire fan, I loved the small roles played by Jack Huston and Shea Whigham.
- The overall story is long and confusing. It took a while to get a grip on whether or not Amy Adam’s was actually supposed to be British. Or trying to figure out exactly what the con was. Things just kind of happen and time just kind of jumps back and forth. There’s nothing really there to ground the viewer or give them an point of reference. The only constants in the film are Jennifer Lawrence’s crazy and Bradley Cooper’s FBI agent’s naivety. At least we know what those to character’s want, love and recognition respectively.
- It is too long. Just because your film is over two hours does not make it a good film. Could easily have been done well and possibly better in 1 hour 45 minutes.
Verdict: I’m afraid this film won’t age well. Yes, it’s entertaining, and has it moments but 10 years from now, it won’t have any impact on the viewer.
Her is Spike Jonze’s 2013 oscar nominated film about a man who following a difficult divorce, falls in love with his operating system. I really enjoyed this film (despite the insane amount of time it has taken me to post my review of it).
- Scarlett Johansson’s voice. I’d fall in love with it too.
- Joaquin Phoenix is fantastic for having acted to basically no one the entire time.
- I feel like this is an interesting take on the “are we too dependent on technology?” debate. Theodore becomes dependent on it because he falls in love with it, not because of what it can do for him.
- The style of the film is beautiful. I want to live in its world of pastels and modern/60’s style everything.
- Solid performances supporting from Amy Adams, Chris Pratt, and Olivia Wilde.
- I’m not sure the film needed as many points of conflict between Theodore and Samantha. Jonze’s could have cut down demonstrating the jealousy a bit. When directors go overboard to shove things like this down the viewer’s throats it just makes the viewer feel stupid. We get it after one or two scenes where Theodore is obviously jealous. There is no need to drag it out.
- Rooney Mara. Did we really need her to show that Theodore was feeling conflicted about falling in love with an OS? No. I find Mara stiff and unappealing.
- For a film that asks us to believe that an Operating system can evolve and exist in another level of consciousness, it remains pretty grounded. Until the end that is when the OS’s decide to leave their humans. It seemed a little well, Deus ex Machina for an ending. Wouldn’t it have been way more satisfying to have Theodore just decide he was better off without Samantha?
The Verdict: An appealing must watch. The sweet film gets a little lost with a Deus Ex Machina ending. A long shot for best picture, but it deserves the recognition of the nomination.
Frozen has been getting a lot of love on tumblr. The most recent Disney film, follows the story of two sisters and their troubled relationship.
While I liked the film, I’m not as big of a fan of it as some others, so let’s get into it.
- Yes, its not primarily a love story.
- The animation is beautiful.
- Olaf was not overused.
- The songs didn’t grab me in the same way as tangled. A few even reminded me to much of Tangled. Let It Go, is basically just a power ballad that any pop-princess could sing, there is nothing overwhelmingly Disney about it.
- Plot holes: why were there trolls? Why did we just ignore the trolls? Why didn’t we talk about how Kristoff is an orphan? Why did the girls have to be orphans? Couldn’t all of this happened without killing the parents?
- For a not love story, there’s two songs about Romantic Love.
- There is little character development.
- Olaf, while not over used, did distract from the various plot/development problems. Just because this part of the film succeeds doesn’t mean we should love it purely for him.
Verdict: It takes steps in the right direction, but ultimately is disappointing.
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, based on a short story of the same name, initially intrigued me based on the first trailer. Directed by Ben Stiller (who plays the titled character) the film is a beautiful look into the life of a daydreamer. Driven out of necessity, Mitty goes on a quest that pulls him out of his shell in order to find a lost picture that is destined to be the last cover photo of LIFE magazine.
- There was actually character development for Walter Mitty. Stiller perfectly captured someone who was dying for more, but didn’t know how to escape it. It becomes clear that Mitty is changing when Mitty himself doesn’t know if what happened was real or a daydream.
- The cinematography was beautiful.
- The dialogue is real and fresh. And when a character speaks, its more than for just two sentences (something which is nice given that I’ve felt a lot of Oscar Best Picture contenders suffer because of a bad screenplay).
- The actual story was nice. It was light, believable but also had some hidden depth in it. I like that it explored the affects of responsibility and hard work. I’m going to go out on a limb and say the people who didn’t like it, didn’t expect it to have the depth that it does.
- Adam Scott’s beard. I’m not sure we needed to corporate villain to have a beard.
- Kristen Wiig is perfectly cast. This is bad thing. I want to see her do something other than the pathetic boring “girlfriend”. I would have found maybe someone else more interesting in this role.
Verdict: A lighthearted feel good film. I’m sad it isn’t getting the love it deserves.